i have no compassion for slow walkers
Let’s play a game.
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some more life hacks for ya’ll
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
the best thing about being an artist
is that i’m allowed to do this
that is one majestic lady.
I ship it. Somebody make this happen.
the perfect couple does exist
why don’t I own this outfit
it does look perfect for romping purposes
g’morning commander horseface!
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.
It’s pure happiness for both of them
I’m fucking sobbing.